I went to a 'House of Pain' where they torture people. They tortured me, they kicked me, they punched me, they clobbered me, and psych! Did I trick you? The 'House of Pain' doesn't torture people. It isn't a house. 'Pain' actually means bread in French. So I went into the store, asked if I could have some bread in French, and the man gave me a pie in the face! Nope, he gave me some bread, hot bread that tortured my hands, so I gave it to Mum.
4 comments:
You could have been too scared to even enter a shop like that. Was the street called Bagel Boulevard or something like that? And what sort of pie was it A stake pie (steak - get it?) would have really hurt.
You are very clever and at least you won't go hungry. Your Mum always sent me down to the bakery with a note to ask for bread! I think Mum was worried that I might come back with a cake or even the baker himself!
I dont get it.
Yummmm,cake.
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